Na first day Kabali paaka poirthen Ega theater la. Angellam pogumbodhey yosichirkanum, indha sowkarpet laendhu saettu pasangellam varuvaangaley avanga koodalaam okkandhu padam paakanuma nu, but thalaivar bodhaila naa avlo laa yosikkala.
Naal poora office la oru prechana, adhanaalaiye semma gaandula irundhen
Seat la ukkaandhavudaney side la paatha azhagaa oru ponnu. Ava pakkathula avaloda aalu, nalla aravind swamy maari oruthan. dhas bus dhas bus dhas bus nu apdiye oru english conversation poikkittu irundhuchu. Naa sivaney nu pothittu popcorn thinnuttu irundhen. Dhideernu avan, “how are your expectations for this movie” apdinu ava kitta kaettaan.
One second stoppage. Ottu kekarthu thappu thaan, illanu sollala, but ennaku gutka mukesh ad podra varaikkum entertainment venumla, athaan ottu kaetten. avlo kevalama enna paakatheenga pls
Andha ponnu “hey naa chennai la porandhava, ofcourse im a superstar fan” apdinu paathi sentence kooda nikkaatha tamil la sonna. Seri yedho onnu, namma mattum enna vairamuthu vaandhi eduthaa maariya tamil pesikittu irukkom, nammalum apdi thaane nu vittuten.
Aana adhukku andha paiyan, “what lol i thought you were smart?!” apdinu nakkala kaettaan. ava “yaen apdi solra” nu kaettathukku, “this guy’s movies make no sense lol he’s just a 70 year old guy grinding with a 20 year old girl screaming cheesy punchlines and doing ridiculous stunts why do anyone even like him” apdinu sonnan
appo thideernu ennakulla thoongittu irundha singam theriyaama apdiye yezhundhuchu
“dei maidhaa maavu”
“me?”
“aaman da games of thrones”
“what?”
“unnaku enna mairu theriyum nu nee thalaivara paththi pesara? thaa pinja serruppa *** la mukki sevvulla thiruppudiven. padam paaka pudikalanaa vaai ****** ellathayum moodittu veetla irukka vendithaane? ” apdinu kettuten
appo thaan thoanichu konjam overa poitomo nu
pinnadi ukkandhirudha oru gendlemaan “correct ah kaetta thalaiva” nu kural vuttaar
udaney andha ponnu “hey rohan can’t you be silent? these people will kill you if u say shit like that”
“yes rohan be silent” nu summa veembukku naanum join pannikkitten
andha ponnu laesa siricha
life nalla poguthu yaa

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